February 2012
“Because life begins at ejaculation!”
– Oklahoma Senator Proposes Making It Illegal For Men To Ejaculate Except Into A Woman’s Sexual Organs
(She’s making a point, not being a crazy)
I almost had a nervous breakdown
because I couldn’t open the jar of salsa I just bought.
comejosaphine:
E.T/Starry Eyed Mashup
Chex Mix needs to get their shit together.
Every bag I’ve gotten lately has been like 96% pretzels.
January 2012
